Tezaura is making a new album - HEARTCORE

Tezaura is recording a new album! And it will be something different! It will be new, it will be harder, it will be HEARTCORE!

Author: Tezaura

Marek Slavíček

 Leave a message and do fuck off Nejsem jeden z těch paniců ubožáků, co jenom sedí doma u maminky a vysedávají na zpovědnici a zkuhrají že je žádná nechce... Jsem panic co má styl. Mám motorku a bávo, sice starší ale mám. Chodím do posilky a snažím se formovat si zadeček. Každá holka jakmile uvidí múj krásný formovaný zadeček v uplých džínách, ze mně teče. Holky mi nabízí peníze když to s nima budu dělat. Jedné holce jsem za litl vyprstil kundu, ale to jsem na tom byl finančně hodně špatně a pak sem si to mněsíc vyčítal a mněl z toho akorát zbytečné deprese. Baví mě sledovat nadržené klisny jak tečou z mého nádherného zaděčku a užírají se v beznaději že se můj penis nikdy nedostane do jejich provlhlých píčí. Mám rád kvalitní hudbu v dance stylu nejlépe z 80s a nosím bílé nebo bledě modré uplé sáčko ve kterém vinikne můj sportovní zadeček a nedotčený penis. K tomu velké oválné brýle ve stylu 80s. Nesnáším sex, jsem asexuál. Zásadně s nikým neprovoziji pohlavní styk. Hledám vztah s dív

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  • sold 4
    Digital thank you and a great feeling

    Do you want to be part of it? Even the smallest help is very much appreciated. We will thank you on the social networks and a on our web ;)

    Reward delivery: in a week after the Hithit project end

    EUR 1.15
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  • sold 2
    Bubbleblower and signed photo

    Like bubbles? We sure do! That's why we have prepared a new special edition of bubbleblowers with the new album graphics just for you. Order one and we will add a personalized thank you note just for you :) 

    (Includes shipping within Czech Republic - please add € 4 EUR for international shipping)

    Reward delivery: on address, in a month after the Hithit project end

    EUR 2.33
    (CZK 59)
  • sold 6
    Digital copy of the album with a thank you note

    You don't have a CD player? No problem! We will send you a digital version of our album. And we will add a digital booklet with a personalized thank you note (Do you want to dedicate our album to someone? Just add a note)
     

    Reward delivery: in a month after the Hithit project end

    EUR 3.91
    (CZK 99)
  • sold 12
    Digital version of both our albums with a thankyou note

    Still don't have a CD player? Order both our albums digitaly. We will add a digital booklet with a personalized thank you note (Do you want to dedicate our album to someone? Just add a note)

    Reward delivery: in a month after the Hithit project end

    EUR 7.08
    (CZK 179)
  • sold 0
    Poster with amazing artwork from Mario Sanchez Nevado

    Beautiful graphics by Mario Sanchez Nevado is just calling for a print and that's why we have prepared a poster of the coverart for our new album! You will recieve it signed and if you wanna we will ad also a dedication (Just add a note) 

    (Includes shipping within Czech Republic - please add € 4 EUR for international shipping)

    Reward delivery: on address, in a month after the Hithit project end

    EUR 7.47
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  • sold 24
    Signed copy of our new album

    You have to grasp it to feel complete? No problem! We will send you the a physical copy of our new album bright ans shiny signed by all members of our band.  (Do you want to dedicate our album to someone? Just add a note)

    (Includes shipping within Czech Republic - please add € 7 EUR for international shipping)

    Reward delivery: on address, in a month after the Hithit project end

    EUR 7.87
    (CZK 199)
  • sold 0
    Promophotos and a badge

    Our favorite photographer Obrjen made us a brand new and shiny promophotos. Do you want us all at home? Choose this perk and you will recieve a complete promo of the band (6 photos on A4 format) signed by our magical silver marker!
    (Includes shipping within Czech Republic - please add € 4 EUR for international shipping)

    Reward delivery: on address, in a month after the Hithit project end

    EUR 10.63
    (CZK 269)
  • remaining 177 from 200
    Both signed albums with a thankyou note

    You don't have our first album Unleash the Butterflies? Well let's make it right! We offer you both our albums for a very fair price! The signature of the whole band is of course included ;) So don't hesitate and order the new set. (Do you want to dedicate our album to someone? Just add a note)

    (Includes shipping within Czech Republic - please add € 9 EUR for international shipping)

    Reward delivery: on address, in a month after the Hithit project end

    EUR 13.40
    (CZK 339)
  • sold 3
    T-shirt with the new coverart by Mario Sanchez Nevado

    Finally new merchandise! We've prepared for you a breand new and colorful t-shirts with the new coverart graphics for our CD, made by marvelous Mario Sanchez Neavado. You can order women/men type in S - XL sizes. (Please don't foret to send us your preferences in the note) 
    (Includes shipping within Czech Republic - please add € 10 EUR for international shipping)

    Reward delivery: on address, in a month after the Hithit project end

    EUR 18.14
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  • remaining 19 from 20
    Custom merch

    Do you want something that's not here? Do you want to shout out that your baby is the biggest Tezaura fan in the whole world or that your granny cannot spend a day without seeing our music video? Do you want our logo on your socks or underwear? We will make you a personalized graphics just for you and make this dream come true.
    (Includes shipping within Czech Republic - please add € 10 EUR for international shipping)

    Reward delivery: on address, in a quarter after the Hithit project end

    EUR 19.72
    (CZK 499)
  • remaining 8 from 10
    Private pole dance lesson

    Lori's pole dancing… well so she sais. Nobody ever seen her doing it live. But we also have our gorgeus pole dance team and that's why we are offering a personal pole dance class as a perk just for you. (Please don't expect something kinky for this kind of money ;) )
    You gonna recieve also: 
    - signed album Heartcore
    - signed photo
    - badge

    Reward delivery: in half a year after the Hithit project end

    EUR 23.68
    (CZK 599)
  • remaining 14 from 15
    FIFA with David

    Party for true men? That's simple! Enjoy a playing FIFA with our drummer David. Cold beer and hot pizza is indeed included. And don't think that we are shovinist somehow, this perk is also fot the ladies ;)
    You gonna recieve also: 
    - signed album Heartcore
    - signed photo
    - badge

    Reward delivery: in half a year after the Hithit project end

    EUR 26.05
    (CZK 659)
  • remaining 7 from 15
    Three course dinner from Lori

    Our singer Lori is actually a very good cook. That's why she's usually the one who's cooking when we are recording in the studio or on tour together. Now it's you who have the opportunity to taste a three course dinner from our singer. Just order this perk and enjoy the cuisine of your choosing.
    You gonna recieve also: 
    - signed album Heartcore
    - signed photo
    - badge

    Reward delivery: in half a year after the Hithit project end

    EUR 27.63
    (CZK 699)
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    VIP package for the best fans ever

    Do you want it all? So here it is:
    - signed album Heartcore
    - bubbleblower
    - badge
    - t-shirt of your choosing
    - promophotos
    - thank you note
    - poster
    (Includes shipping within Czech Republic - please add € 15 EUR for international shipping)

    Reward delivery: on address, in a month after the Hithit project end

    EUR 35.53
    (CZK 899)
  • remaining 10 from 10
    Hellwagon testride

    30 minutes test ride in Ferrari costs 100 E. We have something much more better for you! Test ride in our band vehicle Hellwagon 665. You can feel the whole "horror" touring experience in the 25 year old Mercedes Benz and not only for half an hour but if you add some Euro for diesel, use it for a whole day ;)
    You gonna recieve also: 
    - signed album Heartcore
    - signed photo
    - badge

    Reward delivery: in half a year after the Hithit project end

    EUR 39.49
    (CZK 999)
  • remaining 1 from 1
    The Heavenhell Hat

    Markus, the movie star from In the Clouds, is already taken (after one day online!) so we found another original just for you! The hat from our last music video Heavenhell! We will send it to you with a certificat of authenticity ;) 

    (Includes shipping within Czech Republic - please add € 15 EUR for international shipping)

    Reward delivery: on address, in a month after the Hithit project end

    EUR 65.85
    (CZK 1,666)
  • remaining 3 from 6
    Last Minute Savior Kit

    Do you want to help us make it?! Do you want to be the best of the bests?! Order our "Last Minute Savior Kit. 
    It contains all the great stuff from the VIP package and in addition handwritten and colored lyrics of all the new songs from the Heartcore album! Also we gonna add a mug with the new graphics and with a personal thank you and your name on it!
    (do you want to dedicate this gift to someone? Please just add a note) 

    Reward delivery: on address, in a month after the Hithit project end

    EUR 65.85
    (CZK 1,666)
  • remaining 1 from 3
    Trip to a summer festival

    Are you dreaming of having a band? Try it with us for one day on a summer festival. We offer you an autentic band experience! We will get up early in the morning, then we gonna load our Hellwagon with very heavy gear. And after a few hour of a devil ride we gonna finally reach the destination and party very hard! At night we gonna sleep in the most terrible "hotel" in the neigborhood. Then in the morning we're gonna skip the breakfest for a cigarete and coffee on the gas station. You gonna love it! And probably also never going to want a band ever again. ;)
    You gonna recieve also: 
    - signed album Heartcore
    - signed photo
    - badge

    Reward delivery: in a year after the Hithit project end

    EUR 75.06
    (CZK 1,899)
  • remaining 3 from 3
    All inclusive weekend for two in the middle of Vysočina

    Did you know that our band is partly from Vysočina (very nice part of Czech Republic, google it ;) )? Well now you know! We go there very often to party and have some fun and now we offer that we gonna take two of you with us! The price includes two nights, travel from Brno, hardcore party and Lori's gonna cook!
    You gonna recieve also: 
    - 2 signed albums Heartcore
    - 2 signed photos
    - 2 badges

    Reward delivery: in half a year after the Hithit project end

    EUR 118.54
    (CZK 2,999)
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    Pojeďte s námi na tour po Evropě!

    One day band experience isn't enough? Do you want the ultimate lack of sleep, hangovers and ringing in your ears? Come with us to an European Tour! In 15 days we gonna travel 12.000 km and we gonna visit France, Spain, Portugal and more! It will be a cracking vacation! End believe us it's gonna be legendary!
    (Date: 10 - 26.2.2017)
    You gonna recieve also:  
    - signed album Heartcore 
    - signed photo 
    - badge

    Reward delivery: in a quarter after the Hithit project end

    EUR 500.59
    (CZK 12,665)
  • Sold out!!
    Markus - the voodoo doll

    Do you want to own a movie star? Now it's possible! You can order Markus, the voodoo star of our upcomming video In the Clouds. The doll is hand crafted personaly by Lori!
    (Includes shipping within Czech Republic - please add € 15 EUR for international shipping)

    Reward delivery: on address, in a month after the Hithit project end

    EUR 78.62
    (CZK 1,989)
  • Sold out!!
    First band demo Daydreaming with earplugs

    We have found something very very naughty! The first demo of the band - Daydreaming and it is also signed by all the previous members! We believed that we destroyed every trace of this terrible demo, that all the youtube recordings as well. But we very awfully mistaken. Lori's mom found one last copy of it! Now you can have it if you are brave enough. To this perk we will also ad a fine set of earplugs, cause you gonna need them for sure. :D

    (Includes shipping within Czech Republic - please add € 8 EUR for international shipping)

    Reward delivery: in a month after the Hithit project end

    EUR 102.73
    (CZK 2,599)